Fat Ass UNH 95

Fat Ass UNH 95 is a Common Magic card from Unhinged, released on 19 November 2004 and illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis. Its value ranges from €0.18 (Non foil) to €3.17 (Foil) on the European market as of 4 Nov 2026.

Fat Ass, Magic card UNH 95 — Unhinged set
Illustration: Jeremy Jarvis · © Wizards of the Coast LLC

Market value

€0.18 – €3.17

European market · recorded on 4 Nov 2026

Prices by language and finish

LanguageFinishValue
—Non foil€0.18
—Foil€3.17

Card text

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Details

Game
Magic
Set
Unhinged
Series
Unhinged
Number
UNH 95
Rarity
Common
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis
Cost
{4}{G}
Type line
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Colours
Green
Power
2
Toughness
3.5
Released
19 November 2004

In the same set

  1. Previous card — Elvish House Party
  2. Next card — Form of the Squirrel
  3. All cards from Unhinged

Other printings of this card