Assquatch UNH 71

Assquatch UNH 71 is a Rare Magic card from Unhinged, released on 19 November 2004 and illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis. Its value ranges from €0.97 (Non foil) to €14.42 (Foil) on the European market as of 31 Oct 2026.

Assquatch, Magic card UNH 71 — Unhinged set
Illustration: Jeremy Jarvis · © Wizards of the Coast LLC

Market value

€0.97 – €14.42

European market · recorded on 31 Oct 2026

Prices by language and finish

LanguageFinishValue
—Non foil€0.97
—Foil€14.42

Card text

Each other Donkey gets +11⁄2/+11⁄2. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

Details

Game
Magic
Set
Unhinged
Series
Unhinged
Number
UNH 71
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis
Cost
{4}{R}
Type line
Creature — Donkey
Colours
Red
Power
3.5
Toughness
3.5
Released
19 November 2004

In the same set

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